|White people:||We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices|
|Black people:||Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.|
|White people:||Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?|
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?
This is for all the emergency medical technicians… how do you pass the time during your shifts?
Sleep, netflix, practical jokes, actually running calls, eating, more netflix, and more sleep.
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
parents who care
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka